She is better than you.  (Taken with Instagram)

She is better than you. (Taken with Instagram)

Spider Zone preparation. Web-batting stick not pictured.  (Taken with Instagram)

Spider Zone preparation. Web-batting stick not pictured. (Taken with Instagram)

Trouble.  (Taken with Instagram)

Trouble. (Taken with Instagram)

17 pounds of perfection.  (Taken with Instagram)

17 pounds of perfection. (Taken with Instagram)

So photogenic.  (Taken with Instagram)

So photogenic. (Taken with Instagram)

Oh hi Theo (Taken with Instagram)

Oh hi Theo (Taken with Instagram)

Throwing shade.  (Taken with Instagram)

Throwing shade. (Taken with Instagram)

Such a lady.  (Taken with Instagram)

Such a lady. (Taken with Instagram)

A gift from my grandfather. I am that person.  (Taken with Instagram)

A gift from my grandfather. I am that person. (Taken with Instagram)